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[Rina_Nettle]

How to Annoy a Vulcan:

For his birthday get him a gift certificate to Outback Steak House

start calling him "green-blooded cuddle bear"

break into his quarters and put a handful of sand inside each pair of his boots

After anything he says say "why?"...repeat

Start a shipwide raffle to win a teddy bear every week. Make sure he wins every week.

Start a shipwide petition to make it manditory to hug every morning

Sit near him at lunch and pretend to read "The Teachings of Surak". Hold the book upside down.

Sende him Starfeeet reeports an spel evythig rilly teriibul. (на падонкафском)

Walk up to him and push his combadge with your index finger as many times as you can before he stops you

Reprogram the replicator and his statation computer so that every time he uses them, they say "Live long and Prosper."

every ten minutes ask him about the Pon Farr.

Repeat everything he says, but as a question.

Use "female logic" in conversations with him.

Tell him what he really thinks.

After every his question, ask "And what do you think yourself?"

@темы: хе-хе, стар трек

Comments

[T*Sel]

Кени- заслуженый краснорубашечник, даже не спорю))))))

[Rina_Nettle]

T*Sel а рецепты доведения вулканцев до белого каления улыбок не вызывают? это боян или просто текст отчаянно нуждается в переводе? ))

[Captain Flash]

это боян или просто текст отчаянно нуждается в переводе? ))

Текст отчаянно нуждается в дальнейших дополнениях. Например:

Use "female logic" in conversations with him.
Tell him what he really thinks.
After every his question, ask "And what do you think yourself?"
и. т. п.

[Rina_Nettle]

Katze_ спасибо за совет )
дополнения в стадии сборки, я вообще хотела это куда-нибудь в сообщество выложить, чтобы массово что-то накреативить. но так как здесь в комментах далеко не аншлаг...